Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Superb joke

A Royal Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was a British soldier in a similar but less serious state.  The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the platoon leader asked the injured soldier what had happened.

The soldier reported, "I was moving North along the highway here, and coming South was a heavily armed insurgent.  We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches beside the road".

"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife cowardly scum bag who got what he deserved"

, and he yelled back that
 
"Gordon Brown is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing half-blind Jock, and Lord Mandelson is a cross-dressing pervert."

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian.

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Harriet Harman!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands in agreement, when a bus hit us."

23 comments:

DamionHallam3216 said...

Nice post ~ 3Q..............................................................

韋于倫成 said...

死亡是悲哀的,但活得不快樂更悲哀。..................................................

韋于倫成 said...

愛情不是慈善事業,不能隨便施捨。...............................................................

黃怡 said...

Tks for your kindly sharing.( >з<)..................................................................

婷珊 said...

Share and share alike.............................................................

吳婷婷 said...

變天了~~注意身體,別感冒囉!.......................................................

子帆子帆 said...

Man is not made for defeat. A mean can be destroyed but not defeated..................................................................

楊儀卉 said...

Pen and ink is wits plough. ............................................................

楊家堯楊家堯楊家堯 said...

人不可以求其備,必捨其所短,取其所長............................................................

吳婷婷 said...

Pen and ink is wits plough. ............................................................

琬安琬安 said...

i consder your artical is so nice!..................................................................

RicoLisi0802志竹 said...

真正仁慈的人,會忘記他們做過的善行,他們全心投入現在的工作,過去的事已被遺忘。..................................................

林聿希林聿希林聿希 said...

很精彩的部落格 期待你的繼續加油............................................................

解恆蔡靜芳念 said...

人生中最好的禮物就是屬於自己的一部份..................................................

宛淑芳真 said...

男女互悅,未必廝守終生,相愛就是美的。.................................................................

冠賴伶冠賴伶冠賴伶 said...

婚姻對男人來說是賭他的自由,對女人而言卻是賭她的幸福。.................................................................

黃智樺黃智樺 said...

Learning makes life sweet.......................................................................

麗文剛文剛文剛玲 said...

若有人問你成功時會不會記得他 試問若你失敗時他會不會記得你......................................................................

翊翊翊翊張瑜翊翊翊 said...

噴泉的高度,不會超過它的源頭。一個人的事業也是如此,它的成就絕不會超過自己的信念。........................................ ........................

郭任任任任任俊任任 said...

你文章很棒的~繼續分享給大家~~~~..................................................

1615 said...

喜歡看大家的文章,祝你順心~^^ ..................................................................

wnjd said...

時間就是靈魂的生命。................. ................................................

孟湖聿軒 said...

與人相處不妨多用眼睛說話,多用嘴巴思考,............................................................