Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Bike Accident Blues !!!
The fuckwit who ran me off the road said "dont worry I wont try and get out of it, I go to church!!!", "it was my fault". There a f**king surprise, too busy talking to GOD, to keep his eyes on the road. Using divine guidance, he also managed to not be prosecuted by Devon and Cornwall Constabulary for dangerous driving, but had to do a "driver awareness course intead"
On the other hand, Bennets insurance (MONEY GRABBING SCUM) paid me the grand sum of £1000 quid for my bike, even though it was a classic worth nearer £2500 and Direct Line (CHADWICK INSURERS/SCUM ALSO) have paid me for my time of work, but still owe me my excess of 200 quid, new helmet/jacket and nearly a grand in medical expenses plus compensation for having to give up my bus driving job. This is now 2 years and 5 months on, yet it is still dragging on, even though the solicitors acting for me are "bike claims specialists" I am sat writing this "pumped up on pain killers", after having had a strenuous day. Feeling bitter about the whole affair. Someone said to me that I should be glad I wasn't crushed by the truck!! Tell you f**king what, I think it would have been less agro and at least the "born again christian wanker" would have paid for his crap driving and I wouldn't be in pain and angry. So the moral of this tale is, if involved in an accident and able to still use your fists, ensure that you beat the living shit out of the person who hit you, then claim you "were in shock" at the subsequent court hearing. At least you will have the satisfaction of knowing some one else is sharing your pain! Also let this be a warning, when following a vehicle with a "fish symbol" on the bumper/rear window etc. STEER CLEAR, the idiot is on "first name terms with GOD!!" he is not concentrating on the road and he will kill you, because death holds no fear for him and he wants to sit at GODS right hand!! You however, if involved in an accident that is not your fault, will suffer pain, anger, frustration, financial loss and hardship, yet you will wait till hell freezes over for the parasites from the insurance companies to settle your case...
So to sum up...
Bardon Aggregates driver = True profesional , still here because he drove well.
Bennetts Insurance = Money Grabbing useless scum
Direct line = As above
Tim Chadwick/Exmouth Devon = Remember these words!!
"That terrible day of the LORD is near. Swiftly it comes – a day when strong men will cry bitterly. It is a day when the LORD's anger will be poured out. It is a day of terrible distress and anguish, a day of ruin and desolation, a day of darkness and gloom, of clouds, blackness, trumpet calls, and battle cries. Down go the walled cities and strongest battlements! "Because you have sinned against the LORD, I will make you as helpless as a blind man searching for a path. Your blood will be poured out into the dust, and your bodies will lie there rotting on the ground."
(Zephaniah 1:7:18 NLT)
Ooops almost forgot, Mr XXXXX, consultant back specialist, out to prove that my accident symptoms were already pre existent or only exacerbated by my accident injury. Another parasite, suffering from usual consultant problem, believing himself to be on the same level as God!! (I,ve met better witch doctors!)
Last but not least, my chiropractor Julie Englefield, from Sidmouth Chiropractic centre. More talent in one finger than a room full of consultants. Thanks to her, my recovery was helped no end. I can recommend her to anyone who has a back problem.
Not Inspired of late.
A tee shirt I saw sums it up, it read....
A Kingdom is run by a "KING"
A Dictatorship is run by a "DICTATOR"
Looks like we must be living in a "COUNTRY"!!!
Monday, April 16, 2007
Key Workers!!!!!
My heart nearly broke with unhappiness for her, I mean, what would one do, all that training, those high wages and now, no house in her price band. What a sad sad tale of woe!! Forget the poor checkout girl on minimum wage at Tesco, or the council street sweeper, neither of whom earn enough for a cardboard box on the streets, let alone a house.... But of course, they are merely lower class in the eyes of our graduate teacher and therefore not needing to have a roof and four walls.
Why is it the media and the government are fixated on "key workers". All workers are important and to my mind, all equally in need of house to live in. The "key workers" seem to think that they should be a special case, why ? i cannot fathom, lets have affordable housing for all as a government aim, not just for a small minority of elitist whingers.
On a cheery note, i attended the annual "Tuckers Maltings beer Festival" in Newton Abbot on Friday. 200 beers to try and a superb event not to be missed. Will definately be back next year!!
Big Ian
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
The day off sick!
Ian
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
News of the World
It has been bad enough, the stream of unfounded critiscism which has been aimed at the captives and at women in the military over this matter. But selling your story to the gutter tabloid press takes the biscuit. This has given the "anti" brigade a fistfull of amunition and I am sorry to say, does her cause no good at all.
The decision to allow her, as a serving member of the armed forces, to sell her story, should result in an instantaneous court martial, for whomsoever allowed it!. Whatever did they think they would gain? Whilst I do not doubt her story at all, surely the MOD would have been far better releasing a joint article by all the hostages to explain to the public their ordeal. Thus negating the levels of critiscism levelled at them. To go it alone in this manner has done the "senior service", a great diservice and if any fee has been paid for the story and the interview with Trevor Mc Donald on TV, I feel that all this money should be immediately donated to the armed forces charities, who help those maimed and disabled in combat. Having spoken to some active serving personnel about this whole affair, (both male and female) there is a certain level of disgust about this whole affair, which I feel can do nothing but harm morale and damage relations between men and women serving in the Royal Navy.
The hand of Blair!, seems somewhere to be present in this sorry tale of spin and propaganda I wonder what instructions where given by the government to those who pull the strings at the MOD, in an effort to regain some political standing for "his royal blairness?"
Whilst the way in which we are told the captives were treated, is not up to the standards we would expect. I do not think the way in which we support the Americans treatment and torture of captives at Guantanamo Bay, allows us any moral high ground to critiscise the Iranians for their treatment of our troops...however much I feel their seizure was wrong, we have played a crooked game of international chess with the Iranians for many years and meddled in their internal affairs, been involved in coups and all sorts of skulduggery, so unfortuanately this and incidents like it were always going to happen.
Let us hope that the MOD review its methods and ROE to avoid embarrasing situations like this occurring again.
Big Ian
Sunday, April 08, 2007
Two faced "back stabbing media"
I wonder if it has ever crossed the minds of the idiots that run the media in the UK, that if they were not so happy to show propaganda for the enemy, stunts like capturing 15 sailors would have no propaganda value at all! The trouble is, that our press is just like the press in the USA during the Vietnam war, all too ready to beam enemy propaganda into the homes of ordinary members of the public, whose "need to know" is questionable, with the resulting backlash and positive PR for the enemy!
Can anyone imagine, Winston Churchill, allowing Pathe News and the BBC to show pictures and film interviews of British Airmen captured after being shot down, then forced to apologize for bombing the third Reich? Of course bloody not! because back then, we had some patriotism and pride, in both our country and our armed forces. Now however, the prime minister, the media and the press would happily burn our flag and abandon our soldiers for the sake of a headline....
As for some of the weak kneed desk jockey generals who are calling for heads to roll over this affair, perhaps they should ask, who is it who hamstrings our forces, who writes the rules of engagement and who puts our troops at risk with outdated equipment and insufficient support.
Add to that, the vulture like legal aid brigade, clamoring to support the poor "innocent" Iraqi's
whilst heaping blame and claim on our troops and I am surprised we have any military left.
I have been a Daily Mail and Sunday Mail reader now for over 25 years and I am afraid after your comments today from your "leading columnists" , I will never purchase a Mail again.
Thursday, April 05, 2007
WEEE!!!
Well that was today and yesterday. i had the joy (not) of registering the company I work for on the governments new "cash generation scheme" known as WEEE!! or for you laymen/women The Waste Electrical and Electronic Equipment Directive (WEEE Directive)
If you thought WEEE was Yellow liquid waste matter, think again! this WEEE is government bullshit under an environmental guise!. Yes folks, good old Gordy and the "tree hugging" revenue boys have found a new way to destroy more British business's and reduce our competitiveness.
Surprisingly, the good old boys from the EU have got their sticky little fingers "tainted with weee!" and now they are forcing us to "take the piss" (how many more toilet puns can i get in one post?) From just about now, any Uk producer/importer and distributor will have to label all electrical products with a new symbol (wheelie bin with a cross through it) to denote that all electrical goods must only be dumped at approved recycling centres, set up expressly for that purpose. But to cap it all, the said producers, are obliged to pay the cost of collecting the dead item from the purchaser, then paying for its removal and ecological destruction.
It beggars belief! can you imagine, if everyone who bought a TV from currys, rang them up and demanded that their scrap telly s be picked up, the cost alone would be horrendous, yet this government would rather bring in this stealth tax, than make it easier to let people dump old electrical goods at current waste facility's. I dread to think the level of fly tipping we will see after this ghastly piece of legislation becomes fully implemented or the number of people who will fall foul of it.
The government dept that creates acronyms was obviously on Weee, when they wrote this or "double time",because I have never seen so many acronyms in one document.
I await with interest the continuation of this saga..................................................
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
They are free, now leave the poor maid alone!!
I wish them all well and hope they are in the arms of their loved ones soon. Whilst also thinking of those brave souls who will not be coming home and have made the "ultimate sacrifice" for this countries folly in Iraq and Afghanistan..God bless you all...
Sunday, April 01, 2007
The value of propaganda!!!!!!
Ian
Saturday, March 31, 2007
New Stuff
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Thoughts are with you all...
My fingers are kept crossed for your safe return to your fellow comrades and your loved ones at home.
My daughter served on HMS Cornwall as her first deployment when she joined the Royal Navy and she is a fine ship.
http://www.mod.uk/DefenceInternet/DefenceNews/MilitaryOperations/HmsCornwallArrivesInTheGulf.htm
So heres hoping it all works out ok. You all have my utmost respect.
Ian
Wednsday Blues
Alas I could really do with a nice pint of otter, the throat is as dry as a kangaroo's pouch, but no beer til tomorrow for me, sob sob.
Interesting article in our local daily today. A local hard working tree surgeon, was at a family christening in a local pub, when he discovered his brother had been assaulted by an aggravating drunk. As I would have done and many like me, the good gent decided to remonstrate with the drunken miscreant and proceeded to hit him, upon which chummy fell of his barstool and hit his head on the floor, allegedly fracturing his skull. As seems the way in this country, good old mr plod and the courts have just given him a six month sentence and ordered him to carry out community service. What a shame they didnt see fit to prosecute the drunk for assaulting his brother...............................You couldnt make it up could you..
Monday, March 26, 2007
Bar room politics

Has anyone ever noticed how, when the talk turns to politics down the local, we all seem to concur on the same things. Or at least the non guardian reading, politically incorrect ones of us do. Basically, i have found that most people to whom I have spoken, think David Kelly was murdered because he was embarrassing Tony Blair, we should not have gone into Iraq on the basis of non existent WMD's and even worse, we should no way be in Afghanistan. Especially as the Russians before us, who were ruthless, could not tame the Taliban. What hope do we have?
We may have some of the best and most professional troops in the world, but like most western powers, we are forced to "fight by the rules" and sad to say, the opposition tore the rule book up years ago..The yanks found out in both Korea and Vietnam that the power of the media and the peace loving tree huggers will lose the war at home, regardless of the result in the theater of war.
The troops on the ground face risks which no one who is not there can ever attempt to understand, yet the press and money grabbing legal aid lawyers sit like vultures, ready to pick the bones over any action that takes place, to fill the pages of the tabloids with "good copy".
It is about time that we utilised the skills of our armed forces where they are really needed, IE on the streets of the UK! A little bit of martial law, might tame some of the asbo yobbos and eastern european mafiosi who seem to infest our major cities and roam at will. If we wish to regain control of our streets, we need to first seal our borders, which being an island and having a Navy, should present no problems. A customs post in every port and a Navy patrol boat to back them up = no more smugglers/drug runners or people smugglers. Then move our customs posts from our airports and ports, to the points of embarkation instead, checking right of entry and visa details before the passengers land in the Uk, makes it easier to tell them to "sling their hook" without having to then house them in "asylum seekers processing centers at our expense".
All immigrants with no job, should be removed to their country of entry and refused permission to return. Also, all persons entering the country, should show visible means of support, or holiday documents or booking information to allow bona fide tourists free movement.
Whilst none of these measures will clean up our streets instantly, the long term savings in both crime related costs and reduced military expenditure will benefit all of us.
The question being, which political party will have the bottle to bring in measures to return Britain to the British?
Whilst you are thinking that i am a complete rascist, I have no axe to grind against any particular creed or colour and a persons sexual orientation is of no worry to me. You do not have to be from an ethnic minority to be a lazy workshy scumbag, there are plenty of white lazy scum, who have no incentive to work, the wrong is, that I can say that without fear, but should I accuse someone from a minority group, I would be accused of rascism, however true the statement.
If we hope to regain the streets, we need to regain peoples pride, both in their country, their government and their own ability to provide for and house their own. As it is, this and previous governments have produced a "benefit underclass" with no hope, aim or ambition. It is these people who are the hard core and whose children are the next "benefit generation", with no hope for the future. Those in public office show such low moral fibre, that these youngsters have no positive role models or heroes. Apart from those alleged "media" stars, many of whom are no more than ignorant arrogant, poorly educated examples of all that is bad, yet are catapulted to fame to feed the voracious appetite of those whose intellectual high point is Coronation Street, or the Jeremy Kyle Show.
I and many of my generation, will not probably live to see the destruction of society as we know it, but i feel sure, that without radical measures, that is all we have to look forward too.
Ian
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Ultimate Insult
You couldnt make it up could you! Put your life on the line for Queen and country and get screwed!!! Or take a cushy number as an MP and screw us!. Right on Mrs MP, I hope you can sleep well in your bed at night, safe in the knowledge that in some far flung corner of this "war torn globe", men and women, born of this land are laying down their lives so you can "stiff them"!! Hypocritical scum comes to mind, but then doesn't that sum up this government!!!
No Mr Bloody "Carbon Footprint Cameron", you don't come out smelling of roses either, you and your stinkingly PC Party are responsible for a good MP and ex military man resigning, so you can blame him for racism, when all he did was tell the truth about "some" ethnic minority members of the armed forces. He didn't lie, yet telling the truth is as unpalatable to you, as it is to Labour and their spinners. You like to be seen promoting your "green credentials", cycling to work, yet what about the car that follows you with you bodyguards in, you might as well ride with them, at least that would negate the CO2 you produce whilst cycling..........
I dread to think who we will have to suffer in power at the next election, but whether it be Scotland's friend, Gordon Brown, or "Eco" Dave, I fear we face more of the waste beaurocracy and inefficiency that we currently suffer, whilst paying higher taxes for less. IMHO, we are sorely in need of radical measures to shake up British Politics and to restore governance to the people, for the people. But I wont hold my breathe for that...
Saturday, March 24, 2007
Thank crunchie its friday...
What can be wrong you ask? I should be celebrating the chancellors budget! Well wasn't that a complete piece of shit. God forbid when that moron is running our country, it will be time to move to Scotland, because that will be the only place he will do any favours for..
MORE GOOD NEWS!!!!
15 of our brave Royal Navy personnel have been snatched by the Iranians whilst carrying out searches of vessels in Iraq, I wonder if our spineless leader will lift his hand to do anything about it. As they aren't foreign office officials on an Ethiopian "jolly" I doubt it, he seems incapable of lifting a finger to help our armed forces in any useful way whatsoever, by the time next year comes all our Navy will be tied up alongside, with no money to put to sea. Our troops will still be driving crappy old land rovers and our RAF will be cannibalizing broken down planes for spares. All the while still trying to do their job with the skill and professionalism for which they are renowned, whilst back at home, the asbo yobs will be terrorizing the neighborhood free from fear of punishment or retribution.
Ask this question of yourself, "why is it that our elderly and frail citizens" are terrorized in their own homes and the innocent are scared to go out at night, yet Tony Blair and this government give "not a jot" for them, yet are happy to commit our armed forces to "restore a democracy" in a country where we are not wanted and are despised. We should be sorting out the rot at home first whilst strengthening our military to deal with protecting our homeland from those who seek to harm us....
Ian
Being Unhealthy
spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman
would live long and healthy lives.
Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums.
And Satan said "You want hot fudge with that? and Man said "Yes!"
And Woman said "I'll have one too with chocolate chips". And lo they gained
10 pounds.
And God created the healthy yoghurt that woman might keep the figure that
man found so fair.
And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the cane
and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14.
So God said "Try my fresh green salad".
And Satan presented Blue Cheese
dressing and garlic croutons on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their
belts following the repast.
God then said "I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to
cook them".
And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns,
butter-dipped lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it needed its
own platter, and Man's cholesterol went through the roof.
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with
potassium and good nutrition.
Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy centre into
chips and deep fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt.
And Man put on more pounds.
God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those
extra pounds.
And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would not
have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried
before the flickering light and started wearing
stretch jogging suits.
Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still
satisfy his appetite.
And Satan created McDonalds and the 99p double cheeseburger. Then Satan said
"You want fries with that?" and Man replied "Yes, And super size 'em". And
Satan said "It is good." And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed .......... and created quadruple by-pass surgery.
And then Satan chuckled and created the National Health Service.
*THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION*
After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word
on nutrition and health:
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
us.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer
heart attacks than us.
*CONCLUSION:*
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you!
Friday, March 23, 2007
Yanks have the right idea (did i realy say that!!!)
Why can't our prisons be like this!!!
TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO, HE IS THE MARICOPA
These are some of the reasons why:
Sheriff Joe Arpaio created the "tent city jail" to save
spending tens of million of dollars on another expensive prison
complex.
He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates
for them.
He banned smoking and porno magazines in the jails, and took away
their weightlifting equipment and cut off all but educational movies. He says:
can assault innocent people when they leave."
He started chain gangs to use the inmates to do free work on county
and city projects and save taxpayer's money.
Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for
discrimination.
He took away cable TV until he found out they were allowed it under "human rights legislation" but he only allows the Disney channel and the weather channel.
When asked why the weather channel he replied: "so these morons will
know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs."
He cut off coffee because it has zero nutritional value and is
therefore a waste of taxpayer money.
When the inmates complained, he
He also bought the Newt Gingrich lecture series on
pipes into the jails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture
series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series that
actually tells the truth for a change would be welcome and that it
might even explain why 95% of the inmates were in his jails in the
first place.
With temperatures being even hotter than usual in
About 2,000 inmates are now living in a barbed- wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail and they have been given permission to strip down
On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing pink boxer shorts were chatting in the tents, where temperatures reached 128 degrees. "This is hell.It feels like we live in a furnace," said Ernesto Gonzales, an inmate for 2 years with 10 more to go. "It's inhumane."
Joe Arpaio, who makes his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. "Criminals should be punished
for their crimes, not live in luxury until it's time for parole, only to go out and
money and enjoy things many taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves."
Wednesday he told all the inmates who were complaining of the heat in the
living in tents too, and they have to walk all day in the sun,
Way to go, Sheriff! If all prisons were like yours there would be a
Thursday, March 22, 2007
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Just a couple of funnys from the net
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Prison! Easy life or what..
PRISON VS. WORK
IN PRISON...
You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...
You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...
You get three meals a day.
AT WORK...
You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to payfor it.
IN PRISON...
You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...
You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON...
A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...
You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON...
You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...
You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...
You get your own toilet.
AT WORK...
You have to share.
IN PRISON...
They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...
You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON...
All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...
You spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK...
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...
There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK...
They are called supervisors.